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P.S. My story Socklove is in the latest edition of colorful magazine Feathertale. I'm not sure if I mentioned that last time, but the self-promoting budgie within me feels compelled to bring it up.
If I were musically inclined, I'd have a band called Gnomish Hopscotch, I swear I would.
ReplyDelete(congrats on the story! I will check it out!)
GNOMIC Hopscotch, Tart! You starting a rival band?
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I like sorry penis and buttocks majestic myself... great band names!
ReplyDeleteA curiously incredible list, I must say. Well strung.
ReplyDeleteThe last time I heard such a list, the most interesting it got was "Foot Fungus".
This is definitely much more promising! =)
Hello Wavy dash Ni. This was very much fun to compile. I urge new bands to take these names and use them. Most bands can't name for toffee.
ReplyDeleteMy band is named "Stalking Boxes".
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