Eye Two Elite.
Or how about this?
How about Eye Two Turbo?
Not too masculine for you, Alan?
What do you think about that, Rita?
What would you say to . . . . Eye Two POWER?
Not too much thrusting manliness for you, eh Rita?
I don’t mean anything by that . . . nothing at all, Rita.
I’m not making “those types of comments” we discussed, no way.
Why would I want to insult you . . . or any other female executives?
They’re doing a splendiferous job, and for very little rewards, I might add.
There’s no subtext, I promise, Rita, no subtext at all, nothing but mutual respect.
A mutual respect that I extend to the whole female faculty, but especially to you . . .
Anyway, I should get to work on the design, if the name is oakie dokie?
Oh Alan, you hate every idea I have, cut me some slack, huh?
What do you think Rita, do you like the name or what?
Well, I’m glad, it’s not my greatest work, but I try.
Thank you, that’s very kind of you to say, Rita.
Well, I’ll get on that right now, thanks guys.
I’ll talk you later, Rita, about that thing.
You know, the other thing we were . . .
In my office, about half six?
Great, I’ll see you then.
I’ll be ready, definitely.
Ready and waiting.