When said book had been dusted off, polished up, re-worked and completed with help from my writing workshop associates: mainly Derek, Chris, Mike and Dana, I fell into a stupor.
So, to stop myself from spending another month going "aaaaaa" in front of the computer, me wrote this. Fun narrative. Bouncy. Postmodern. You'll hate it and you're love it.
Beep beep. You can find it here.