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My high-school girlfriend just found me on FB. It had to happen sooner or later. If I had to describe my current state of mind, "morbid curiosity" would spring to my lips. Keeping this from mother will be a challenge.
ReplyDeleteIf she's fifty-two stone, tattooed up to the eyeballs and smokin' a stogie, I'd decline the friendship.
ReplyDeleteMy university girlfriend tried to friend me. I should have accepted, but at that point I didn't understand that a facebook friend is only a face...like my university girlfriend. She did have a nice ass as well.
ReplyDeleteWe should found "Assbook". :)
ReplyDeleteErgh. Facebook does sink its emotional meathook in by dredging up old faces from the past. I was once invited to befriend a school bully.
ReplyDeleteAssbook indeed. :)